Josh

A major jew

“Hey there is josh” “oh shit he is a Jew”

by Doinklover260 May 13, 2018

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your local fat weed dealer who thinks something he’s not

friend :You buying crow off josh ?
me: nah boi shit deals and his fat and he constantly ask for money to spend on food

by Łucy p July 30, 2019

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Pulling a Josh

When a person puts a dead phone into your mouth.

Person: “I asked this guy to hold my dead phone for me and he shoved it in my mouth!”
Person 2: “He’s pulling a Josh.”

by BBBHotly24/7 March 26, 2022

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A small idiot with no common sense. He is really small, and nobody takes him seriously. This is disappointing, because he tries to spend as much time with the hard boys as possible and roast people, but because nobody takes him seriously, because he’s small.

Calum: oh whos the small idiot trying to be hard?
Zack: oh that? Josh.

by Delinquent45 July 4, 2018

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A guy who really has the whole dating game figured out, and scored a really awesome girlfriend. Survives on good liquor, wildly ambitious music claims, and allergy meds. Pro tips: charm him with adorable, superfun red heads, mismatched pillow cases and movie recommendations from the internet, get rid of him with badly lit bars, trips to the grocery store and plans in Manhattan. But don’t let him get too far away, he makes a good cup of coffee, is amazingly comfortable 100% of the time, and rocks the hell out of very little clothing. He most likely knows how great he is, but should hear it more often.

“Who should take you out for ice team soon?”

“Josh.”

by Awesome.22 August 18, 2018

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