“I told this bitch to sit and spin and she took it literally. I mean she really gave me a Long Island Washing Machine”
by asbesito May 4, 2023

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by MadeUp99 March 9, 2019

random preschooler:woah look a kitty!(pets "kitty")ouch it bit me! me:BECAUSE ITS AN ISLAND FOX DUMMY
by Axolotl_Eggy123 February 20, 2022

by TastyLemonCake June 26, 2023

A woman who is just as enchanting as the Island chain. And similar to how the island chain is known for their large turtles, the woman also has large breast.
After a lap around the bar we were ready to call it quits, then a group of Galapagos Island(s) walked in. We went over and struck a conversation with them and the rest of the night is history.
by Geography master July 31, 2021
