F-Peen

F-Peen - Fail Penis
The measurement of ones failure to secure something.
The bigger someone's F-peen is, the more they f*cked up.

(Derived from the word e-peen, meaning ones internet ego, and originated from Defcon 20 Comedy Jam)

Pentest hacker: Damn belkin's F-peen is HUGE! You have SQL Injection, MIM, and they have the weakest encryption on the planet!
Fed: You're coming with me.

by Limber Pelvis October 20, 2014

f-tizzle

Father of love, time, and peace. Used to be known as Fat Tizzle- now it is short for ftizzle. Large calfs denote he has done tons of vigorous labor and coninutes to not take care of the diabetes. Father tizzle is also and alternate. known to be stubborn and insistent- having great persistence. Loves to infatuate. Loves to cuddle and watch movies and vaguebook.

F-tizzle went to the sotre to buy a pack of chokes.

by mneezy99 February 4, 2010

Dakota F

Dakota F is a beautiful person inside and out. Her personality is bubbly, open, loyal and respectful. Her eyes change from either a blue ocean or green like a pear with their specks of brown. Her hair is the opposite of mine, short and curly whereas mine is long and straight. She likes doing different styles with her hair everyday and I want to tell her that I love each one of them but I'll probably come off weird. She can be emotional, loud when the class is quiet, awkward when talking directly, silly and does funny immature things. Somehow i love all those things about her. Dakota isn't a perfect girl but she is a beautiful one.

I'm in love with Dakota F

by YouJustDontKnowItYet May 21, 2022

f

To make the airplane pilot do a butter landing.
Mostly spotted on "Roblox airline flights"

*the plane is about to do a hard landing*
Passenger: press f
*BUTTER*

by Nick_Aviafox February 20, 2019

F

Facebook Shorthand for “Following” a topic or thread.

MEN ONLY: What did you tell your wife/woman when she caught you with another woman!
Comments
Bob: I said it wasn’t me
Sam: F

by Crusty@AV August 31, 2021

Altin F

Altin is a very sexy and handsome term for a person. It gives me a buldge in my pants thinking of him. Honestly I think I jizzed a little on accident on December 1 2018.

Man he has a friend named Eric jiang and he also makes me want to shit my pants in fear because he threatens to eat my dog cause he’s asian .
and his 3rd friend granit is honestly very scary cause he’s Muslim and I think he’s gonna bomb me sometimes .
and then there’s visar he just sits in the back of the class listening to Eminem because he’s a white rapper.

Man i cannot believe this!!

here’s a video of altin F every day at school
ALONE!

by Mustard Nigger November 30, 2018

Mother F-er

This is used by BETA MALES, only ALPHA MALES like nicholas cage can say the "F-Bomb" my mom wont let me swear so forgive my anagrams for the "F-Word"

Nick was angry his dad molested him so he called him a "Mother F-er"

by Ski Yoghert November 28, 2022