Rusty First Hand

The "First" part is referring to the first president. So you have someone dress up in a George Washington costume, then they give you a Rusty Trombone. You then finish on the back of their hand and they proceed to backhand you.

Why get a Rusty Trombone when you could get a Rusty First Hand?

by Arcum Dagsson November 6, 2013

First Cunt

For those people who drive as the main part of their working day 'First Cunt' is the first time that day that one utters the word 'Cunt' out loud in reference to another motorist who has done something inconsiderate, stupid or dangerous. This should happen spontaneously as a natural reaction to the situation presented. The earlier in the day this occurs may be a sign as to how bad that day on the road will be.

"CUNT!"
"...hummm, 08:45... that's an early 'First Cunt'... today is going to be a bad day.

by tincopper April 7, 2014

Scoot A Little (Celebrities): The First Juvenile Release 《¤》; The First Juvenile Release.

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Scoot A Little (Celebrities): The First Juvenile Release 《¤》; The First Juvenile Release.

by Maternal-Fetal-Medicine February 10, 2025

Boaz: The First Juvenile Release.

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted tonperianal abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Boaz: The First Juvenile Release.

by Maternal-Fetal-Medicine February 10, 2025

half-first great-cousin-niece

Half-first cousin’s granddaughter.

My half-first great-cousin-niece is a good person.

by Gtopql November 23, 2019

first cousin-uncle

Parent's male first cousin.

My first cousin-uncle is a good person.

by Mr. Jacov November 23, 2019

<.7.9.7.6.>I Leave Hickeys On The Word ''Need'": The First Juvenile Release; The First Juvenile Release<.7.9.7.6.>

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by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 13, 2025