Former second basement for the Boston Red Sox. Known as "Booger" for his striking resemblance to the character of that name from Revenge of the Nerds.
"Wow, Mark Bellhorn had some game last night."
"Dude, you're on crack. Booger struck out three times again last night, and he booted a ball in the field."
"Yeah, but he did hit the game tying homer."
"There is that. Booger can't do shit most of the time, but when he does, it's pretty fucking impressive."
"Dude, you're on crack. Booger struck out three times again last night, and he booted a ball in the field."
"Yeah, but he did hit the game tying homer."
"There is that. Booger can't do shit most of the time, but when he does, it's pretty fucking impressive."
by Binky Thunderputz January 12, 2012
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Get the off-mark mug.An old women stalker in a horror movie, the kind that creeps up from behind you, "Hellllllllo, child." Her hand is as cold as ice, and she is old and wears her spectacles on a string. Her laugh is a turkey vulture, and her smile is devilish and menacing.
Beware...
Beware...
Natalie: Our new substitute teacher is creeping me out!
Emily: How so?
Natalie: Well, she came up to give me my graded test, and her hand was really cold and her voice was raspy!
Emily: Oh yah, now I see, she's such a Mrs. Marks.
Natalie: Totally!
Emily: How so?
Natalie: Well, she came up to give me my graded test, and her hand was really cold and her voice was raspy!
Emily: Oh yah, now I see, she's such a Mrs. Marks.
Natalie: Totally!
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Get the Mark I (Mark One) mug.Mark is a very neat duder, the light of my life, the herp to my derp. Chances are, a mark is very smart, very silly, and is good at everything he tries (superior genetics). He probably has very beautiful brown eyes and blondish hair that is perfect for tousling. Girls want him, guys want him, guys want to be him. In short: a cutie pie with STEROIDS inside
Some guy: Hark! Is that Mark? I thought he was an urban legend!
Other guy: Nope, he's all real... Crazy world we live in
Other guy: Nope, he's all real... Crazy world we live in
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Get the ryan mark Haave mug.A microphone hog at Karaoke.
Douche bag who sings with a mic in one hand and a beer in another.
Would sing all night if he could and would not give a fuck about your ear drums or your reviews. You should be buying him beers so he sings more.
Douche bag who sings with a mic in one hand and a beer in another.
Would sing all night if he could and would not give a fuck about your ear drums or your reviews. You should be buying him beers so he sings more.
Is that Mark going to be at Karaoke again tonight? I’d rather not go then.
Wow listen to that Mark! He was born to sing Don’t Cry for Me, Argentina!
Wow listen to that Mark! He was born to sing Don’t Cry for Me, Argentina!
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