how to flush a toilet

Drink all the shit and piss and then spit it up on the floor

Jim: how the fuck do i flush a toilet
shädman: eat the shit then spit on the floor
Jim: What the fuck is wrong whit you?
how to flush a toilet

by YesIAmAlive February 18, 2020

how old is hunter

he's 35 u fucking idiot

How old is hunter?
35 u dumbfuck

by DreamLover69 December 9, 2020

How do stereotypes limit people?

People who are set to standards set by society, they feel obliged to meet the required / preferred standard

All Asians are smart is a bad example of a stereotype, (How do stereotypes limit people?)

by anon23213213 December 6, 2020

How to kill a guy

kick him in the Penis Then Your fin.

Me: IM GOING TO KILL YOU TOMMOROW * searches How to kill a guy * " Kick him in the Penis " that sounds right
THE NEXT DAY
Me: kicks him in the Penis
Him: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

by Dontaskmewhyimhere June 14, 2021

How The Sausage Gets Made

When a man is jacking off while taking a shit.

“Ah man we learned how the sausage gets made last night, wink wink…”
“This is why we don’t hang out Dave”

by ImsorrybutIhadtoo January 7, 2022

How goes it

Term meaning "how are you doing" but it's used by people in a midlife crisis and Football Manager players. Usually british too. It may be deemed as friendly and slightly quirky.

A: "How goes it?"
B: "I'm not bad, thanks!."

by ChumleyChumpster August 18, 2021

No, I figured out how to do it FOR YOU

Not the other way around. You didn't do any work FOR ME. And you didn't figure it out. You did the work you wanted to or were paid to do it and you were hired to do that work because you were willing to keep silent about the fact that I am the one who did it and that you're trying to get away with not paying me.

Hym "No, I figured out how to do it FOR YOU... And NOT THE OTHER WAY AROUND, FUCK-FACE. OK? And if he doesn't have to pay me then we DO NOT in any way shape or form own our own minds."

by Hym Iam February 27, 2025