The attorney said that Texas' murder statute calls for 99 years in prison, but not assault.

The attorney said that Texas' murder statute calls for 99 years in prison, but not assault.

The attorney said that Texas' murder statute calls for 99 years in prison, but not assault.

by plssn April 11, 2020

transition year

TY = SHIT
the worst year ever experienced.
shit. fuckin shit. i hated it.
i tried really hard to get myself to like it, but i couldnt. its just too bad. a total waste of time.
NEWPARK HAS FAILED!!!!!. ITS SAD BUT TRUE. AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH FUCK!!!
why did they sell out????WHY?????
newparks aura and reliability has FADED TO BLACK.

retard: OMG i love transition year

smart person: fuckin retard, that shit sucks.

retard: what no it doesn’t.

smart person: WHAT?????????

by Apple=Airbus, Samsung = Boeing August 8, 2025

13 year old boy drinks vodka

This is Katelyn, she likes tomato ketchup, she likes it too much, and she has 8 baby teeth removed,, This is Leon, his mother pulls him with a wheelchair, because he's too heavy to walk, Colin is 13, he is drinking half a bottle of vodka every Friday

13 year old boy drinks vodka every Friday is a a sad story.

by Debskelly1985 June 18, 2023

Vampire Year

When a man or woman goes 1 month with no sex

Damn homie i haven't banged anyone in at least 3 months.

Lol, Yeah foo you have 3 vampire years.

by Vergotas 619 March 28, 2024

#NYNN (new year new nigga)

It’s a new year and you’re a new nigga; you’re switching it up this time.

The phrase synonymous with “new year new me” but like a lot better. Often used by niggas in the hood to make fun of New Year’s resolutions.

“Yo happy new year, wyd this time”

“Yk me, ‘new year new nigga’ (#NYNN) ima lose some weight”

#NYNN (new year new nigga)

by Hoodguy January 1, 2024

Next years

Means see you when I’m famous

See you in the next years

by Ricky Chapstick November 19, 2020

one year princess

A girl or guy you only date for a short time because they have a pretty face. Normally because they have a lack of personality or relationship skills. Time frames don't have to be exactly a year to call someone this it can be really any length of time some one considers to be short.

"That girl over there looks like the next one year princess ", " Question: Don't you have a girlfriend ? Response: Yeah, don't worry about her she's just a one year princess."

by OneShittyPerson May 12, 2024