Toilet brush

APPARENTLY TOILETPAPER IS JUST NOT ENOUGH FOR SOME PEOPLE, I THINK ILL STICK TO TOILET PAPER THANK YOU VERY MUCH.

Jared:we’re all out of toilet paper…
Steve: Well, I guess I’ll just use the toilet brush today.

by No your pseudonym November 17, 2021

Nigritro Toilet

Nigritro toilets are the chaddest of all chads. If you have a 10 pack and you're buff as hell and you're 6'7 and all the women fall for you, you know you are a nigritro toilet! Nigritro toilets have lots of friends and girls chase him all day.

Oh my god, nigritro toilet is so so hot, I want him.

by Xx69HaramKutta420xX April 9, 2022

Skibidi toilet

A toilet with a head

Skibidi toilet dop dop yes yes skibidi dopety deep deep

by Braintot July 13, 2024

Toilet Event Horizon

The near-pipe area of the toilet where upon flushing, the swirly whirly vortex of water is of such high strength that all buoyant matter is impossible to escape. It is the point where poop cannot escape the flush.

Guy: I tried to get my cell out of the toilet but I accidentally flushed it and it hit the Toilet Event Horizon.

by Iloveeatingpinacoladobars November 23, 2025

same piss different toilet

same same but different

When you get drink with the same friends at a different bar. “Same piss different toilet”

by EmWare January 2, 2025

Skibidi Toilet Fetish

A fetish for the small "community" of "people" who love Skibidi toilet and jerk off uncontrollably to a Skibidi toilet, it is unknown whether they love the head, the toilet, or both. It is suggested to stay as Far as possible from these "people"

Normal Person 1: "Hey dude! What are you doing?"
"Person" 2: "I'm jerking OoOff to SkiBidi Toilet..."
Normal Person 1: "WHAT THE FUCK, YOU WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU MEAN YOU'RE JERKING OFF TO THAT SHIT!?"
"Person" 2: "his smile is SO.FUCKING.HOOAUUAGHA-HOT"
Mentally stable Therapist 3: *walks in* "You have a Skibidi Toilet Fetish! You sir need to go to Rehabilitation."

by SanityKing December 1, 2023

Toilet Trumpet

1. n. Ass, Bottom, Butt. 2. n. Butt hole asshole, any puckering stinkhoop that makes a horn like sound while thrusting pressured gas through its portal

Timmy played his toilet trumpet after lunch in 5th period and it stank.

by Hot Dog Goblin May 8, 2022