Biggest and most respected drug dealer on the East Coast. Has sexy hair and is extremely greasy. Has a massive penis and fornicates with many women. Also is an undefeated UFC fighter.
by Arandomraccoon April 2, 2017
Get the Dylan Ringwoodmug. Dylan is typically an extremely hot country boy with a huge penis. He usually dates girls named Kylie, Sophie, McKenzie, or a female Dylan. He is really kind and loves to cuddle. He will do anything for friends or girls and puts other people before him. He loves to stay up late and talk to people.
by hugepenis2727 August 4, 2017
Get the Dylanmug. by Adolf mofohitla April 20, 2020
Get the dylan needhammug. Dylan makes your heart feel like it’s about to skip right out of your chest. He’ll tuck your hair no matter how many times it falls down. He is the epitome of comfort and safety. He’ll walk with you hand in hand in the freezing cold, laugh and dance with you in the middle of the sidewalk. When with Dylan, everything is right.
Dylan makes my heart giggle with happiness
by dyl7717 November 24, 2021
Get the Dylanmug. A white guy who loves sausage and his is very tiny. His girlfriend (if he has one) is very down to earthIs extremely blessed with great friends. Not a very athletic person, slow, no hops, no agility. Has a high ego but is not the sharpest tool in the shed. His favorite number is 1/2
You remind me of Dylan
by kiteflyer May 31, 2024
Get the Dylanmug. Big hard man who will try and stab you with pens in the neck but woose out of it last minutes and is a teachers pet at maths and in really annoying.
Person 1: Do you know Dylan Person 2: yeah he tried to stab me with a pen but instead said he had a headache and ran off
by Fightyboyborninjune January 28, 2020
Get the Dylanmug.