Ass kitty

Ass kitty is a cute younger woman that's addicted to anal sex.

Joel: Jenny is hot. She'd probably make a decent girlfriend.

Roger: I don't think so. I heard she's an ASS KITTY.

Jay: What's wrong with that? Most chicks aren't adventurous enough to do anal.

Joel: You can have her then.

Bob: Joel is smart.

Jay: I'll just take Jenny then while the rest of you circle jerk each other.

Kye: Well said.

by Box Worm November 30, 2019

Fry bread ass

Ebonics for bubble but or fat ass

That girls got a fry bread ass. Daaaaamn!!

by DeffKitten MamaCat November 30, 2019

ass disparity

A very rare condition (that does not exist in real life) where one gluteous maximus muscle is larger than the other.

Though no one has ASS DISPARITY, the thought that someone could have it helps people appreciate how symetrical and perfect Creation is.

by but for February 21, 2020

weird ass party

(wîrd)(ás)(pärté)
n. pl. weird ass par·ties
def: A social gathering for pleasure or amusement, focusing on or celebrating the strange or otherwise out of the ordinary; rectum, behind, bum, rump, gluteus maximus, dumper or posterior.

The conjoined fetus twins had a weird ass party before they were surgically separated.

by Buffalo Pockets December 9, 2012

ass crap wipe

a booty wipe

the ass crap wipe is smelly like uranus. (read sentence out loud!)

by aye boii July 17, 2017

pee ass u

Penn State

Oh you graduated from a university with the largest alumni network but did not get a job? Yeah, it’s Pee Ass U man!

by Old main June 20, 2025

“I haven’t had time to scratch my ass”

Means you have been very busy, you haven’t had time to do anything you’ve been wanting to do

“I’m srry I didn’t answer the phone I’ve been so busy I haven’t had time to scratch my ass”
“I haven’t had time to scratch my ass”

by Nunya09 January 29, 2023