I’m here to kick bubblegum and chew ass…and I’m all outta ass

A phrase that ought to be on this site so as to preserve it in perpetuity as a culturally and aesthetically significant remark.

As expected, the phrase announces that the speaker intends to both kick bubblegum and chew ass, only to express regret that he is all out of ass to chew. Cue furious bubblegum kicking.

You think you’re the shit, huh, pal? You think you got what it takes? Well let me tell you this: I’m here to kick bubblegum and chew ass…and I’m all outta ass.

by Alex-2598 April 22, 2023

Ass

A MANS dream

Hey let me see that ass

by Bigger than yo mama March 8, 2024

Bitch Ass

Big Headed Bosses

This guy is a Bitch Ass.

by hungryaf12 March 5, 2020

ass-inserted xtc

Shovin xtc up your arse to get a quicker effect through the anal tissue
See: colon rollin'

Jeff wanted a fast high so he gave him self some ass-inserted xtc
Marcy was caught colin rollin' in the bathroom at school

by Yo Mommas pussy in Neez Duts October 14, 2015

The Bitch Ass Uncertainty Principle

The fundamental principle that whenever you're in a disagreement with someone, even though they may be 100% correct, their point will always have a degree of uncertainty due to being a 'bitch ass nigga'.

"Dog, why do you have pics of my girls feet on yo phone?"
"No, I don't"
"Bro they right there"
"Well, due to the The Bitch Ass Uncertainty Principle, you're wrong"

by IBA-0045633 August 10, 2022

National slap juba's ass day

29 september is the day when you can slap juba's ass without consequence.

Me: juba let me slap that thicc ass, its national slap juba's ass day!
Juba: Come here daddy!!!
Me: *slap*

by juba's ass lover September 28, 2022

bitch ass argumentative nigga

A nigga that likes to argue like a female.

This bitch ass argumentative nigga always tryna argue with someone.

Once again, this bitch ass argumentative nigga is getting emotional like a female.

by anonhaterfromtheuniverse February 2, 2025