A Suicide Date is when you date someone so horrible, or so unbearable they make you want to kill yourself because they make your suffering that much more miserable
No, Wait! Johnny Don't take that cyanide!
Sorry Tim, just went on a Suicide Date and now I wanna fucking die
Sorry Tim, just went on a Suicide Date and now I wanna fucking die
by Oppressionator May 21, 2019
Get the A Suicide Date mug.The act of interfering with a romantic relationship between two people by trying to initiate a date or romantic interest with one of the individuals as they are on a date with each other.
"I couldn't believe the audacity of the guy at the next table; his attempt at date-poaching was so blatant, asking for my friend's number while her date was in the restroom."
"My last relationship ended after a particularly bold instance of date-poaching; someone approached my ex at a concert we were at together, and apparently, it worked."
"My last relationship ended after a particularly bold instance of date-poaching; someone approached my ex at a concert we were at together, and apparently, it worked."
by Fcking_Chuck July 27, 2025
Get the Date-poaching mug.Same-dating occurs when the two individuals in a couple each have dated an ex-girlfriend/ex-boyfriend who are now currently dating each other. When this occurs, each member (of the two couples) has same-dated every other member in the group.
Guy: "Hi honey, did you hear that my ex-girlfriend, Stacy is dating your ex-boyfriend Kevin?"
Girl: "Ewwww! I can't believe I same-dated Stacy!"
Guy: "Yeah, and now I'm eskimo brothers with Kevin!"
Girl: "Ewwww! I can't believe I same-dated Stacy!"
Guy: "Yeah, and now I'm eskimo brothers with Kevin!"
by MaxmumPimp August 16, 2011
Get the Same-date mug.Fun to ride but you don't want your friends to see you do it. Usually applied to any embarrassing activity you like doing, often a drive by sexing after the bars close.
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Get the Date digger mug.When you are on a date with someone you like and suddenly you or your date farts and silent or loud could possibly ruin the date
Example 1
Marco: I was on a date with Emily, the cutest girl in school, but suddenly I ruined it with a Date Fart and she ended the date right then and there
Paul: Dang dude
Example 2
Martha: So How was your date with Kelly go
Charles: It was going well then she ended Date Farting
Martha: What’d ya do
Charles: She was embarrassed but I told told her it was fine and that I was even impressed by how long it lasted. We’re going on another date tomorrow
Martha: Wow
Marco: I was on a date with Emily, the cutest girl in school, but suddenly I ruined it with a Date Fart and she ended the date right then and there
Paul: Dang dude
Example 2
Martha: So How was your date with Kelly go
Charles: It was going well then she ended Date Farting
Martha: What’d ya do
Charles: She was embarrassed but I told told her it was fine and that I was even impressed by how long it lasted. We’re going on another date tomorrow
Martha: Wow
by Your Dude 67 January 26, 2021
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