Blue bars

When Blizzard teases you with the servers being up early to the point of no return, and then fails to handle log ins.

"I took a week off work and servers came up early but now we can't log in.

3 fuckin hours of excruciating blue bars pain and no relief in sight."

by thejtown August 12, 2025

The Number Pad Has A 0 On The Space Bar Because Of Self-Discovery

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The Number Pad Has A 0 On The Space Bar Because Of Self-Discovery

by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim March 20, 2025

Whammy Bar Status

Adj.

Something so incredulous or amazing that the greatness of the act, situation, joke, or statement can only be described as "Whammy Bar Status"

Not to be confused with "wammy bar"

"That back flip, hand spring, twister, double double tuck was totally Whammy Bar Status!"

by Amazingiest Person Ever March 17, 2009

Sausage Bar

A bar composed primarily of insecure men. Patrons of sausage bars make anti-homosexual remarks, yet seem a little too close to their "bros".

"Hey let's go to <insert bar name>!"
"That's a sausage bar but I'm feeling my bros, let's go!"

by Bringindowntheblouse January 28, 2017

Two weeks after the second shot and that vaxhole is posting selfies from a Cancun bar.

Two weeks after the second shot and that vaxhole is posting selfies from a Cancun bar.

Two weeks after the second shot and that vaxhole is posting selfies from a Cancun bar.

by sound of freedom March 15, 2021

Bar-Code

Hyphenated spelling of barcode.

Bar-code is in market

by Psneu September 29, 2022

Chocolate bar

A bar full with sometimes bloody diarrhea if it’s mint flavored if it’s normal it’s just a sharp poop, and if it’s melted it’s diarrhea

“Man this chocolate bar feels like the sharp poo I had this morning”

by THIS PERSON IS DOPE January 24, 2022