not actually dicing nick with a machete but it's just a clever way of saying nice dick
(the first letters are exchanged)
(the first letters are exchanged)
girl #1: damn did you see that bulge around his crotch?
girl #2: yea he must have got that dice nick
girl #2: yea he must have got that dice nick
by brokeworse August 15, 2022
A fucking 12 year old who has no idea about anything and ruins his life by sending inappropriate pictures to random people on the internet and was born under the highway because he was an accident and his mom is a pornstar and hooker.
That kid Nick Gamer is disgusting.
by Dean 5777 October 16, 2017
A man who has been betrayed by his wife and finds pleasure in watching her be pleasured by other men. If you are described as a Nick or Cuck Safady, your significant other is cheating on you with a different man/woman. This is an old-fashioned word you can find in many Shakespeare plays, though cuckolding is certainly older than Shakespeare and will always exist as long as there are marriages.
by MagaMarch2024 September 28, 2023
by Yup, the stephantisticular August 16, 2023
A Nick can be classified as a lazy coomer addicted to nicotine, or someone homely and unwashed. More frequently used as the prior, to be called a Nick is to a call for psychologists intervention.
"Did you see that Orangutan exhibit? The fat one beating off and smoking a ciagrette is a real Nick."
by yurmen May 20, 2025
Nick is a fat forehead kid who normally cheats off of girls and thinks he pulls all the girls when inside he knows he doesn’t.
Nick is dumb.
by SpaceCowFart69 February 20, 2019
The second letter of the Greek alphabet. It can be assumed due to his athleticness and dedication to swimming, that he would be confident and an alpha male, but in fact, its the complete opposite. Nick is the type of boyfriend that lets his girlfriend carry him around, literally, not figuratively. Nicks kryptonite is anything that my 3-year-old cousin is scared of, such as bees, insects, spiders, and movies that require any use of the brain. Nick and his partner in crime, Yoav ! work together to spread stupidity across the world. Yoav is Batman whereas Nick is Robin, yet again the beta. The two are inseparable. The two rely on each other's brainpower to act somewhat human or as close as they can be. When Nick starts laughing his face turns into a different species, sometimes he looks like a monkey and the other times he looks like a shark, with down syndrome. Although Nick may seem like a beta, which I can assure you he is, he gets offended by everything like an alpha. So be careful if you insult him, he might get heated up and wiggle his fists around your face.
Yoav !: Do you wanna sword fight
Nick !: Do you want to?
Yoav!: Yeah I do, thank you very much.
Nick and Yoav procced to the bathroom. The rest of the story is up to your interpretation.
Nick !: Do you want to?
Yoav!: Yeah I do, thank you very much.
Nick and Yoav procced to the bathroom. The rest of the story is up to your interpretation.
by agggggggin September 21, 2019