cock mugger

One who has such a voracious appetite for cock he will do anything to get his hands on cock.

The cock mugger noticed the man was holding his cock loosely, and so, with dastardly intent, the miscreant snatched the cock out of the man's hand, and ran down the street.

by iamnotoriginal February 11, 2009

Cock Turtling

Cock Turtling is the term of which is used for when a male slowly inserts his penis into a woman's vagina, mouth or any other orifice. When the cock has become rock hard, like a turtle's shell, the man will proceed to "beat the rabbit" and fuck the orifice as hard as he can until he splurges, therefore beating the rabbit, the rabbit being the girl's interest in the action.

"Hey man, I was walking in your kitchen and I caught you Jenna fucking on the table. What the fuck man?"

"Aww dude, I was fuckin' her at that moment, I was cock turtling' her. Going in slow and then BAM right in the kisser."

by Ravnik August 22, 2009

Cock Nuggets

Nuggets of the cock which are considered a delicacy by particular young ladies enrolled in marketing curriculum in Atlanta area schools.

Joe: "May I interest you in some delicious cock nuggets?"

Rachel: "Why certainly. I LOVE cock nuggets!"

by PreacherKeech April 26, 2010

Cock Womble

A person who actively searches for stuff to be a complete cock about. Often not content with using the subject once, will collect and recycle them for the next person to bear the brunt of the cock outburst.

Stop being a complete cock and complaining and about everything, you bloody Cock Womble!

by Stella Artois May 30, 2017

cock fucked

(V) to be destroyed or beaten at something so badly that you associate the pain with an object being inserted into the tip of your penis

Damn that guy (most likely black) just shut you down in bball homeslice. He totally cock fucked you.

by GetJEWED December 19, 2014

Cock Walker

Someone who walks with their cock thrust out for all to see. Dragging their feet and generally being a douche bag.

Isn't that Steve?
Yeah, he's a cock walker
What a douche.

by Natural Swagger October 28, 2010

cock breathe

someone that has awful breathe.

man she must have been eating a shit sandwich,because she has a bad case of cock breathe.

by Mike panerello July 28, 2008