A man with a medium sized wiener. Not tiny , but definitely not big. Nothing too impressive, but in most scenarios, it can get the job done.
“I heard you hooked up with Kevin, how was it?”
“Wasn’t great, but wasn’t terrible. It was alright I guess.”
“Wasn’t great, but wasn’t terrible. It was alright I guess.”
by ShartSimpsonJr November 23, 2021
Get the Kevinmug. by Thirdhammer March 27, 2022
Get the Kevinmug. Kevin love to ride banana tree cause he needs to treat his RHD, RSD, and TVC. He's a hybrid of the BDE and the WAP. Cops go criminal over his massive spear of vibrations and he was a BBK since childhood.
Kevin you have the biggest banana tree in the nation
Kevin you make my WAP cave in.
Kevin play Rock, Pave her, Seize yours
Kevin you make my WAP cave in.
Kevin play Rock, Pave her, Seize yours
by ZacFaj August 8, 2025
Get the Kevinmug. 1: Bro I sucked off some random homeless person for 20 bucks.
2: That's something Kevin would do
1: $50 is $50, just saying
2: Stop being a Kevin
2: That's something Kevin would do
1: $50 is $50, just saying
2: Stop being a Kevin
by Cuntacuss June 11, 2022
Get the Kevinmug. A Kevin is a one-of-a-kind individual. Funny and relaxed, they can bring a sense of calm to an infuriating session. They often enjoy long workout sessions where they watch the other person do all of the work and even take great pleasure in the physical torture of the person doing the workout. Kevins understand that this fact is rarely missed by the person doing the working out, and Kevins tolerate items being thrown at them in protest, they are very giving like that.
Kevins are witty and fun, often providing the best banter and comebacks, can keep you laughing forever!! Kevins also enjoy it when people are stuck in the classroom and unable to leave with long drives home: Kevins can provide plenty of jokes and heat to any situation.
Kevins are PROS when it comes to handling stubborn, willful people! Rarely surprised and unmoved by any display of obstinance (probably because he enjoys tormenting so much), you can trust your stubbornness to a Kevin, guaranteed!
Despite a head-turning ability, Kevins always remain humble. Always imitated, never duplicated...never miss an opportunity to get to know a Kevin.
Kevins are witty and fun, often providing the best banter and comebacks, can keep you laughing forever!! Kevins also enjoy it when people are stuck in the classroom and unable to leave with long drives home: Kevins can provide plenty of jokes and heat to any situation.
Kevins are PROS when it comes to handling stubborn, willful people! Rarely surprised and unmoved by any display of obstinance (probably because he enjoys tormenting so much), you can trust your stubbornness to a Kevin, guaranteed!
Despite a head-turning ability, Kevins always remain humble. Always imitated, never duplicated...never miss an opportunity to get to know a Kevin.
Look at that amazing Kevin!
by what is a ? May 25, 2022
Get the Kevinmug. young guy that can be extremely HOT 🥵 at moments but also CUTEEE to a point where you just wanna hug him basically if you find him attractive 10/10 your hot aswell ;) ....
by gianna16735 September 16, 2021
Get the kevin saycomug. by Carbonella January 11, 2024
Get the Kevinmug.