by Fingerblaster43 January 01, 2017
A sex position where a man, while drinking margaritas, uses a dental cheek opener to spread the vulva of the woman who’s wearing a catholic school girl uniform, and then proceeds to insert 5 crucifixes blessed with holy water into the vagina, while performing the act of sodomy so as not to offend the catholic God.
As a born-again virgin she needed to stay untainted according to religious doctrine, but to keep her alcoholic Mexican boyfriend from seeking sexual pleasure elsewhere, she allows him to perform the Five Course Taco Spread after school.
by TacoJonathon July 26, 2020
That's all there is to it. A term to use when All of your fingers are up in the air. Generally used when surprised, thrilled, excited, or angry. Up to you to decide when it fits!!!
by gabe richards November 12, 2020
That's all. It's a term that's generally used when you're excited, thrilled, bored, scared, happy, sad, depressed, and lonely. You can use it whenever the moment feels right!!!
by gabe richards November 12, 2020
Job Description and Duties
Five dollar douche bags perform several duties during a typical shift. Five dollar douche bags assist Subway customers with orders, prepare food to customer specifications, operate cash registers, and complete other jobs assigned by a Subway manager. Five dollar douche bags with Subway also field customer questions and complaints about personnel or products. Five dollar douche bags may need to complete other duties apart from customer service, including cleaning and stocking. Five dollar douche bags at Subway may need to clean kitchen, restaurant, and restroom areas as well as stock food goods when supply runs low.
Five dollar douche bags perform several duties during a typical shift. Five dollar douche bags assist Subway customers with orders, prepare food to customer specifications, operate cash registers, and complete other jobs assigned by a Subway manager. Five dollar douche bags with Subway also field customer questions and complaints about personnel or products. Five dollar douche bags may need to complete other duties apart from customer service, including cleaning and stocking. Five dollar douche bags at Subway may need to clean kitchen, restaurant, and restroom areas as well as stock food goods when supply runs low.
by DaddyLongLeg5 June 09, 2017
The act of two males(possibly females) running towards eachother. Upon meeting, they jump in the air, feet first, with their legs spread. Idealy their legs straddle eachothers bodies making it possible for their lower genitalias to collide. As seen on Jackass 3.5 the movie with Bam Margera and Ryan Dunn.
by DJ Pleasures December 29, 2011
The perfected version of the McGangbang. A double cheeseburger from Five Guys with a Chik Fil A chicken sandwich placed inside of it
by Somedudeoutback February 28, 2019