alexis(male)

complete boss. is very knowledgeable but people assume he’s slow. pretty quiet until u meet him. people joke with him but love him deep down

alexis(male)

by lulziz November 22, 2021

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Andrea (male)

He likes to kiss men and little boys

Did you hear that thing about Andrea (male), yeah, he likes to kiss men and little boys at school

by Marilyn_ November 21, 2023

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Andrea (male)

He likes to kiss and make out with black men and boys

Girl 1- Did you hear about what Andrea (male) did?
Girl 2- No? What happened?
Girl 1- He kissed a man at the state fair!
Girl 2- *sighs* always knew that nigga was gay

by Marilyn_ November 21, 2023

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He likes to kiss men and little boys

Did you hear that thing about Andrea (male), yeah, he likes to kiss men and little boys at school

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Male Canon Event

Events that will happen in every man’s life at some point.

Examples of male canon events include:
>drawing comics as a kid
>playing video games with the boys
>fumbling your first crush
>realizing you hate being in school
>fantasizing about saving your crush from some violent entity
>holding the flashlight for your dad
>graffitiing something
>realizing you gotta hit the gym
>wanting to start a YouTube channel
>realizing that you’ll never be good enough at your favorite sport to go professional

>hating your first job
>realizing how badly you need to fix your life at 3 am
>watching your friend group evaporate after HS
>living in an apartment and refusing to decorate it
>wondering if you’d look better bald

by WeAlsoDoSomeTrolling May 08, 2025

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