The older I get; the more staying awake until midnight on New Years Eve becomes impossible... therefore making this celebration into SNEWZE-YEARS-EVE. While the others have parties which don’t even end at 12:00am... I am snoring by 10pm!!!
by Major Thomas Randle December 29, 2018
me: This app won't work? you: what phone do you have? me: An iphone 5. you: Dude your phone died of old age a long time ago. 5 Technology Years is like 50 human years!
by Quixand November 03, 2017
Basically, it's billions of human years, but since nothing happens in Brazil (expect murders) it takes more than 1 human year to complete a year in brazil.
Joe: "1 Brazilian year here is approximately 998,297,665 human years.."
Steve:"bro whaaaaaat"
Joe: "but do you know who I am?"
Steve:"bro whaaaaaat"
Joe: "but do you know who I am?"
by I <3 myself March 27, 2022
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A theoretical unit of measurement used by NASA and related illuminati "scientists" to sell you a completely false cosmological paradigm.
Nasa Scientist 1: I can't wait to rip off tax payers with the heliocentric bullshit.
Nasa Scientist 2: Yea it'll take these dim wits several light years to get the joke.
Nasa Scientist 1: yea lol, wankers
Nasa Scientist 2: Yea it'll take these dim wits several light years to get the joke.
Nasa Scientist 1: yea lol, wankers
by Basedaf111 August 08, 2022
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