ex:
classmate 1: look at her researching Keanu Reeves toes for her presentation about John Wick.
classmate 2: ughh she's such a Noah
classmate 1: look at her researching Keanu Reeves toes for her presentation about John Wick.
classmate 2: ughh she's such a Noah
by peepingfromthebush December 9, 2023

the adoption of an alter ego in order to create a false account on an online platform to send out spam emails in search of new friends. Often mistaken with a hacker account.
no one:
me: Aw man, nobody wants to join me to the club! Gotta pull a Noah Mason to find some friends!
me: Aw man, nobody wants to join me to the club! Gotta pull a Noah Mason to find some friends!
by quehoraest July 23, 2019

Absolute degenerate that most likely has an addiction to FNaF, Genshin Impact and League of Legends, or a 6 foot 8 unit who lives at the gym.
1: Did you hear what Noah did?
2: Did he stay up all night writing an essay on why Genshin fans shouldn't be criticised?
2: Did he stay up all night writing an essay on why Genshin fans shouldn't be criticised?
by Bruhthebruh March 30, 2022

#myfriendhasacrushonthisdudelolzzzzz
by scarmonz November 12, 2022

by noahistheworstchessopening April 25, 2023

Noah McComber is the hottest person you’ll ever meet. While he does football and baseball, he’s extremely athletic. He might be simple and a little dumb but he makes up for that in the best ways. Noah is the best boyfriend any girl could ask for. If you start dating one, never let him go.
by Accurate Names March 29, 2020

A Noah is a cute and handsome boy. You will never want to let go of a Noah. He is sweet and kind and will give you cute looks. He is very interactive and will NEVER ever let you down. You will always blush when he looks at you. He has a kind heart.
by Snow Annie January 31, 2020
