How to Get Bitches 101

if u wanna get get bitches Lemme give u some advice

1-touch grass(the most important)

2-Take i shower(i know this is gonna be ur first but it feels great)

3-walk outside chin high and your boutta see them bitches rolling in(dont forget the drip and colgne)

If this fails u prob have down syndrome or u is 5'2

i knew u would be searching up How to Get Bitches 101

by urlocaladvicegiver101 October 20, 2025

How's it bangin'

This term is very similar to the term "How's it hangin' " The only real difference being that how's it bangin' is less formal than it's counterpart. The "It" in question is very contextual to the situation and could really mean anything.

"Hey man, how's it bangin'?"

by Wgrey14 June 29, 2023

How's your head?

How do you feel now that you're stoned? Used in the late '60s and early '70s in the context of friends sitting around smoking marijuana (occasionally asked of someone who had taken a hallucinogen). The answer was often "Fine, Man" or a description of the sensations.

How's your head? (as in "How's your head, man?")

by GuruGrub April 21, 2022

How are you?

Not as simple a question as it seems at first glance. You usually say "I'm fine", no matter how you really feel – this is only for the closest people. Because explaining why you feel bad isn't very pleasant thing and few people won't take it seriously.

Usually when people ask how I'm doing(how are you?) , the real answer is I'm doing shitty, but I can't say I'm doing shitty, because I don't even have a good reason to be doing shitty. So if I say, "I'm doing shitty," then they say, "Why? What's wrong?" And I have to be like, "I don't know, all of it?" – Bojack Horseman

by You said "chocolate"?) May 22, 2022

That’s Just How the Game Go

A phrase used when something doesn’t go as planned. This phrase is often followed by a shrug while saying.

Employee: "I’ve put all my hard work into this company and they still haven’t gave me no raise yet. Got these other workers sitting on they behinds getting raises for not doing a damn thing while I’m carrying all the weight. I’m so sick of this sh*t!"
Me: "Hey, that’s just how the game go"

by thatboymally June 13, 2021

when where how hard?

when where how hard?

person: "fuck you"

person 2: "when where how hard?"

by material gowrl February 25, 2023

How much wood can a woodchuck chuck if the woodchuck looked like you

Ok you must have listened to KSI ft. Ricegum's new song before looking this one up. Fair enough !

So this one was directed at 'Ethan', one of the Sidemen members known as "Behzinga" and it's basically KSI asking Ethan how much wood can a woodchuck, CHUCK, if the woodchuck looked like him, which means if the woodchuck was FAT like Ethan.

So basically he's calling Ethan fat... From the start KSI seems to sum up the whole song !

I have a feeling that the 'Yo Mama' channel would like these fat jokes.

JJ : How much wood can a woodchuck chuck if the woodchuck looked like you ?
Ethan : Idk, if you're calling me fat are we counting the fat in your tits ?
Supa Hot Fire and his crew : OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH

by G-F0rc3 August 13, 2017