Five Course Taco Spread

A sex position where a man, while drinking margaritas, uses a dental cheek opener to spread the vulva of the woman who’s wearing a catholic school girl uniform, and then proceeds to insert 5 crucifixes blessed with holy water into the vagina, while performing the act of sodomy so as not to offend the catholic God.

As a born-again virgin she needed to stay untainted according to religious doctrine, but to keep her alcoholic Mexican boyfriend from seeking sexual pleasure elsewhere, she allows him to perform the Five Course Taco Spread after school.

by TacoJonathon July 26, 2020

Five year fuckboy phase

A period every girl or guy goes through , when they date or are attracted to fuckboys . Usually happens within your twenties , and lasts about 5 years

“Ugh , why are guys like this?”

- Babe , you’re in the five year fuckboy phase

by Five year fuckboy phase October 24, 2018

Five Guys one Chick

The perfected version of the McGangbang. A double cheeseburger from Five Guys with a Chik Fil A chicken sandwich placed inside of it

We went and got five guys one chick for lunch and it hit the spot

by Somedudeoutback February 28, 2019

Five Knuckle Suckle Shuffle

Is a term used to describe a blow job given by mouth and hand which work together in perfect unison to procure a gigantic load from the lucky recipient,

So my buddy Jason was telling me his wife Andrea read a book a book about blowjobs and after doing so gave him the best Five Knuckle Suckle Shuffle he’s ever had. Hopefully this isn’t tactic she uses forward to manipulate him into getting Desquirtified.

by Tee Cee Deez September 12, 2020

Flying Nun High Five

The act of two males(possibly females) running towards eachother. Upon meeting, they jump in the air, feet first, with their legs spread. Idealy their legs straddle eachothers bodies making it possible for their lower genitalias to collide. As seen on Jackass 3.5 the movie with Bam Margera and Ryan Dunn.

Those guys just did the Flying Nun High Five and totally smashed their balls together.

by DJ Pleasures December 31, 2011

All Five Fingers Are Up

That's all. It's a term that's generally used when you're excited, thrilled, bored, scared, happy, sad, depressed, and lonely. You can use it whenever the moment feels right!!!

"Natalie, all five fingers are up right now!"

by gabe richards November 12, 2020

late night high five

Late night high fives, it’s a late night and the only girl you can get with is a high 5...

Dude 1: Bruh why are you still up
Dude 2: you know I’m just out getting a late night high five

by he April 22, 2020