A sex position where a man, while drinking margaritas, uses a dental cheek opener to spread the vulva of the woman who’s wearing a catholic school girl uniform, and then proceeds to insert 5 crucifixes blessed with holy water into the vagina, while performing the act of sodomy so as not to offend the catholic God.
As a born-again virgin she needed to stay untainted according to religious doctrine, but to keep her alcoholic Mexican boyfriend from seeking sexual pleasure elsewhere, she allows him to perform the Five Course Taco Spread after school.
by TacoJonathon July 26, 2020
Get the Five Course Taco Spreadmug. A period every girl or guy goes through , when they date or are attracted to fuckboys . Usually happens within your twenties , and lasts about 5 years
by Five year fuckboy phase October 24, 2018
Get the Five year fuckboy phasemug. Is a term used to describe a blow job given by mouth and hand which work together in perfect unison to procure a gigantic load from the lucky recipient,
So my buddy Jason was telling me his wife Andrea read a book a book about blowjobs and after doing so gave him the best Five Knuckle Suckle Shuffle he’s ever had. Hopefully this isn’t tactic she uses forward to manipulate him into getting Desquirtified.
by Tee Cee Deez September 12, 2020
Get the Five Knuckle Suckle Shufflemug. person in 2015: omg i cant wait for the Five Nights at Freddy's movie to come out !
same person in 2023: ...
same person in 2023: ...
by vinnyoml June 11, 2023
Get the Five Nights at Freddy's moviemug. "five fingers in my ass" is written like a first person view, "there is 5 fingers in your ass" as a 3rd person view, it associates sex or other.
bill: hey jared how ya doing
jared: nothing much, also I seemingly have to point out that there's 5 fingers in my ass and I am being fucked by a anonymous person of undefined gender.
bill: oh alright
bill: hey jared how ya doing
jared: nothing much, also I seemingly have to point out that there's 5 fingers in my ass and I am being fucked by a anonymous person of undefined gender.
bill: oh alright
by turtlesaredumb42069 February 13, 2022
Get the five fingers in my assmug. The perfected version of the McGangbang. A double cheeseburger from Five Guys with a Chik Fil A chicken sandwich placed inside of it
by Somedudeoutback February 28, 2019
Get the Five Guys one Chickmug. That's all there is to it. A term to use when All of your fingers are up in the air. Generally used when surprised, thrilled, excited, or angry. Up to you to decide when it fits!!!
by gabe richards November 12, 2020
Get the All Five Fingers Are Upmug.