International Shrek day

October 11th is international Shrek day

Person 1: why is everyone obsessed with Shrek

Person 2: oh, it's international Shrek day

by Shrek_is_Shrek August 30, 2022

National Send Nudes Day

If someone sends you this, then you have to send them nudes.

I got some nudes. National Send Nudes Day

by Jonny6942900 April 18, 2020

National Kiss Day

Kiss whoever and whenever you want on October 24

Yo you totally kiss her on National Kiss Day

by Akefromtheblock October 23, 2019

Gayer than a Saint Bernard on May Day

A common term in the rural Midwest United States. The origin is for this term is blurry at best. Some people say that a gay couple in Kansas were attacked by Saint Bernard dog on May Day sometime in the 80s. After having received a blood transfer from the attack it contracted AIDS. This origin is disputed against the claims of it originating Iowa after a standoff between a meth head and the police. Taking place on May Day in the 70s, strong evidence suggests this is the origin. After a short fire fight, the meth head and the neighbor’s Saint Bernard were killed. Since the meth head was raging homosexual, it could be inferred that the term Gayer than a Saint Bernard on May Day came from that.

Person one: this job blows is so fucking gay
Person two: for real for real. It is Gayer than a Saint Bernard on May Day

Person one: what the fuck are you on about

by MFG.24 June 6, 2025

National Booty Pic Day

This is a day for the boyfriends out there. On April 15th you can text your girl to let them know what day it is and depending on how many booty pics you get you’ll know how much she loves you. 5 mean your her everything

Boy:Hey babe its National Booty Pic Day today

Girl: okay baby give me a few mins and I got you
Girl: sends 3 pics
Boy: I thought you were serious about us

by For_the_boys April 15, 2024

You may be tempted to streamline your affairs over the coming year but don’t go to extremes. Instead, be pragmatic and aim to reform your life just a day at a time. That way you are less likely to throw out things you are still going to need.

You may be tempted to streamline your affairs over the coming year but don’t go to extremes. Instead, be pragmatic and aim to reform your life just a day at a time. That way you are less likely to throw out things you are still going to need.

You may be tempted to streamline your affairs over the coming year but don’t go to extremes. Instead, be pragmatic and aim to reform your life just a day at a time. That way you are less likely to throw out things you are still going to need.

by IPromiseToDoWhatIPromised May 23, 2025

National Satin Day

on the 20th of June it’s national satin day! A celebration and appreciation of all things smooth, glossy and lustrous.

Hey Lucian, did you hear it’s National Satin Day next week? National satin day, just a week away!

by Anonybird June 16, 2024