Hop off my dick

when a person is constantly riding your dick with no registered license
She stay riding my dick like hop off my dick it’s becoming annoying
by jaylaharmani June 07, 2024
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aya my bitch

all of us have that one friend who's smart and stupid at the same time, the mother of the group , eats when they're sad/angry/happy/nervous.., likes giving hugs, extrovert, sleeps all the time, the pretty one in the group, giving you helpful advices when you got in trouble, and a lot.., for me that's friend present Aya in my crazy life, and having a good friend like her, that's what I'm going to be grateful about for the rest of my life. <3
Me : Aya, wanna hangout?
Aya my bitch : not now, I'm gonna take a nap.
by YOUR SUGAR MOMMY November 21, 2021
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When you girl gets some friends and decides to start a gang bang and you get super horny.
I love when there's pussys rubbing on my face. Unnnnhhh!!!!!
by Horny Mother Fuckers Love Me! September 07, 2022
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I Shot My Wife

a shitpost Discord server ran by Duarte, best discord server in the world with members like Bliky, Peter Griffin, Mr. Breast and CEO of Wish.cum. it is the best server in the world with emotes and stickers and much much more
Guy 1: have any E-Girl anime servers?
Guy 2: Here *sends I Shot My Wife link*
Guy 1: thanks, my life has changed
by JesperYT October 11, 2023
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My AK is jammed

When you are bad in Counter Strike and keep losing but you dont want to blame yourself.
Person 1: Bro, Person 2 you are so bad at the game, stop playing it.
Person 2: It's not me, My AK is jammed, doesn't want to shoot.
by pepsimango July 21, 2024
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all my hexes live in Texas

What a practicer of voodoo claims after leaving said creepy lifestyle behind and moving far away north near da Canadian border.
Maybe it is indeed true dat all my hexes live in Texas, but I still hafta use six-sided wrenches to adjust/install/remove ordinary bolts and nuts.
by QuacksO June 27, 2023
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Measuring my big toe

t is a secretive way of saying masturbating aka. fapping, beating the meat, fapulishus.
It is comonly used by a group of men when a rare female is present, to not scare the rear specimen away.
Even though it might be little weird or suspicious it is clearly more safe and unnoticeable way of allerting your fellow dudes to not disturb or help you cover up.
When you use it in a sentence you will most likely bend it, in the usage they only bend the "measuring"; i measured, we are measuring, they measured, i am going to measure.
"Ey bro i gotta go and measure my big toe, be right back."
"Keep Stacy entertained i have to measuring my big toe."
"Ey Jackson i just spotted Ben and Charles, looks like they are measuring their big toes"
by CleverViking March 03, 2017
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