Preston Moon's dick

The best dick in all of the land.

Thank God I left my boyfriend. Now I can enjoy Preston Moon's dick.

by Ugyfubuh March 3, 2024

crack moon

Any full moon that falls on the same date as a welfare check.

The fried chicken place in the gas station was really busy today, it must be a crack moon tonight. I hope I have some beer in the fridge because there isn't a chance in hell I'm stepping foot in the liquor store today.

by DrinkingBen October 16, 2015

Bark At the Moon

Screams break the silence
Waking from the dead of night
Vengence is boiling
He's returned to kill the light
Then when he's found who he's looking for
Listen in awe and you'll hear him
Bark at the moon
Years spent in torment
Buried in a nameless grave
Now he has risen
Miracles would have to save
Those that the beast is looking for
Listen in awe and you'll hear him

Bark at the moon
Hey yeah, bark at the moon
They cursed and buried him along with shame
And thought his timeless soul had gone (gone)
In empty burning hell, unholy one
But he's returned to prove them wrong, so wrong
Oh, yeah baby
Howling in shadows
Living in a lunar spell
He finds his heaven
Spewing from the mouth of hell
Those that the beast is looking for
Listen in awe and you'll hear him
Bark at the moon
Hey yeah, bark at the moon
Hey yeah, bark at the moon
Oh, oh yeah, bark at the moon

by Death Menace March 12, 2023

Moon Gooning

(Verb) - The act of howling at a full moon while gooning, transforming yourself into a werewolf.

Hey dude you looked bored; wanna come Moon Gooning with us tonight?

by Juanto Fries March 26, 2024

Two Cassettes To Two Mini Video Home System TO Be Retrieved By The Moon Tarot Card And A Physically Retrieval Of Such Items, By Angel Hellstrom Jose Robles

Two Cassettes To Two Mini Video Home System TO Be Retrieved By The Moon Tarot Card And A Physically Retrieval Of Such Items, By Angel Hellstrom Jose Robles

Two Cassettes To Two Mini Video Home System TO Be Retrieved By The Moon Tarot Card And A Physically Retrieval Of Such Items, By Angel Hellstrom Jose Robles

by SuelTameOresuTeMato April 25, 2025

sunny moon

Usually a cat boi/ brony (pony man). If you're lucky you may catch him in a maid dress!

1: did you see that guy in the maid dress?
2: must be a sunny moon

by Alle_Rose January 25, 2022

dark side of the moon

The ass hair around one's lower buttocks and buttcrack that is visible to an individual being mooned while looking up from a lower elevation than the mooner. Often times, the dark side of the moon is used from 2rd floor windows or higher in Apartments or Dorms for full effect.

"Hey, is that Kevin down in the street?" "Hell yeah!- He's fixing to see the dark side of the moon!"

by Broojas June 1, 2016