Corsa Cunt

A typical vauxhall driver who becomes enraged with normal drivers, purposely feeling the need to act like a cunt on the road.

Dave:"I've just bought a new vauxhall corsa!"
Phil:"I've always known you're a corsa cunt."

by Cum_in_my_tum May 15, 2016

Cunt Dump

When a female goes to the bathroom after intercourse to dispose of the seminal fluid inside of her vagina

"My girlfriend always goes for a cunt dump after sex"

by Steve's sex emporium September 15, 2014

cunt-puncher

One that punches cunts, used in place of more overused insults like douche, asshole etc.

"Matt Deegan is such a cunt-puncher dude."

"I agree he really licks anus."

by Ian E. Campbell September 10, 2008

cunt gristle

The residue left over in your teeth after performing a vigorous act of cunninglingus

Dude I dun went down on that chick and was picking out that cunt gristle for an hour.

by Dj's Hate & Rage March 5, 2009

Cunt burp

An emission or expulsion of air from the vagina that may occur during or after sexual intercourse or (less often) during other sexual acts, stretching or exercise.

The sound is somewhat comparable to flatulence from the anus but does not involve waste gases and thus often has no specific odor associated. Slang terms for vaginal flatulence include vart, queef.

Your mom just reached over and cunt burped, it sounded wet.

Like blowing your noise in a handkerchief.

by Captain p March 26, 2012

Closet Cunt

1. Noun
-A girl/woman who is falsely kind, yet is secretly a total bitch. Someone who you are probably obligated in some way to maintain a friendly relationship with but actually despise.

2. Verb
-To lock a cunt in a closet.

1. That girl I work with is a total closet cunt. She likes to act friendly but does things to make my life hell.

2. I found a cunt and locked that bitch in a closet.

by mother.goose July 10, 2010

cunt whacker

Someone who whacks cunts, a womanizer.

A bastard, player, fucker

Either Positive or Negative.

Went to this party last night and man was i the cunt whacker... (Positive)

Hey fuck you, you and your family are a bunch of cunt whackers. (Negative)

Yeah man you stupid cunt whacker.(to mates)

by D4 January 6, 2004