titty licking dog

a dog that licks its female owners tits while waggingits tail

titty licking dog no

doggy lick
doggy put your dick away

by PaintedMonkee April 2, 2023

devious lick

When something is stolen usually for tik tok cloudy at school.

Tom" yo I just hit the most devious lick 😈,the toilet"

by Gotmgood September 18, 2021

Might as well lick my butt

An insult I made up meaning that someone speaks such bullshit that it's equivalent to licking someone's ass

Bob: The earth is flat.
Kevin: What the funkerdoodle, might as well lick my butt.

by Flamingecko November 20, 2020

Licking Smurf

The act of performing cunnilingus or fellatio on a frozen corpse to soothe ones burnt tongue.

"I was visiting my friend in Alaska and burned the hell outta my mouth on a cup of hot cocoa so bad I was licking smurf for like a week. I can't say much for the taste... but I never DID like chocolate."

by Realists June 2, 2022

lick of love

When a person licks their true loved neck

Girl: Why did you lick Mr
Man: It was the lick of love

by TheRealHarshTruth March 28, 2015

devious lick

A TikTok trend where people commit theft against government property and stupidly post it on TikTok as if they wont get prosecuted.

Person 1: "Hey dude, check out my devious lick. I took a soap dispenser from the boys bathroom."
Person 2: "Woah, dude. That's so cool, it should be illegal!"

by Savant0009 September 17, 2021

devious lick

when you steal sum shit from school and show it off on tiktok

YO BRO, I JUST HIT THE MOST DEVIOUS LICK EVER
LES GO

by daddyclifford September 22, 2021