the first to die at the end

SPOILERS!!
A book that will rip out your heart, along with Valentino’s.

Person one: “have you read The first to die at the end?”

Person two: “no I haven’t, should I?”

Person: “If you want to be screaming crying, then yes you should read the first to die at the end”

by Doopndoo December 31, 2023

Gabriel Jesús Iglesias; The First Juvenile Release

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😱: Gabriel Jesús Iglesias; The First Juvenile Release

by InterpersonalCommunication February 17, 2025

Gabriel Jesús Iglesias; The First Juvenile Release: The First Juvenile Release

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😱: Gabriel Jesús Iglesias; The First Juvenile Release: The First Juvenile Release

by InterpersonalCommunication February 17, 2025

Angel Hellstorm Jose Robles First Rhyme: "'In THe Back Of The Nightmare And Dreams Are The Sunflower Deed.""

Angel Hellstorm Jose Robles First Rhyme: "'In THe Back Of The Nightmare And Dreams Are The Sunflower Deed.""

Angel Hellstorm Jose Robles First Rhyme: "'In THe Back Of The Nightmare And Dreams Are The Sunflower Deed.""

by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim April 15, 2025

Drew "Angie" Barrymore & Jennifer "Y" Lopez: The First Juvenile Release

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Drew "Angie" Barrymore & Jennifer "Y" Lopez: The First Juvenile Release

by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 27, 2025

Lord Rat The First

Person with massive dick and balls, better than abberat in every way

Person 1: OMFG ITS LORD RAT THE FIRST *CUMS*

Person 2: OMG IT IS *dies*

by NOTLORDRATTHEFIRST January 18, 2022

double-first great-cousin-aunt

Daughter of their great-grandparent’s full sibling with the other great-grandparent’s full sibling.

My double-first great-cousin-aunt is a good person.

by Hgcloziw November 23, 2019