plum date

a secret prom date, like you may be pretending to be going with someone for their sake, but your secretly going with a more gorgus personnn.

'aww my plum dates well phit'
by johnny monk November 03, 2006
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life is two dates and a dash

When you go on a date with a women and on the second date you get her pregnant so you make a run for it.
On my second date I got my girl pregnant so I moved to Canada.

life is two dates and a dash
by Dem guy January 29, 2019
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Straights before dates

The gay version of bros before hoes. Basically, you be a wingman for your straight friends before you get dates for yourself. It's a rule, trust me.
Straights before dates.
by Feeling Kinda Naughty September 07, 2020
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Party Date

When you invite someone, you like, to a party, but when they arrive to your house It actually turns out to be a date with a candle-lit dinner.
You: “Hey, do you wanna go to a party?”
Your Crush: “Sure, that’s sounds fun.”
Later…
Your Crush: *Opens Door* “Wtf…”
You: “Suprise!! This is actually a date. A Party Date. :)”
by Equype September 23, 2022
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discord dating server

The only place where ugly 60 pedophile old men
flirt with 8 year old girls pretending to be 13
Ugly 60 year old mod: hey baby girl wanna vc

8 year old girl pretending to be 13:sure but give me nitro 😩 basically discord dating server slander
by Womansmasher69 July 02, 2023
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date thief

A woman who has absolutely no intention of liking a guy, goes out with him just to enjoy the free food, cinema, a drive home or, or whatever else he is paying for.
Girl 1: "I had such a great time with Tommy, we went for lunch, watched a movie at the cinema and gave me a ride home!"

Girl 2: "Do you think he's hot? Did he try to kiss you afterwards?"

Girl 1: "He did give me a bunch of roses and a box of chocolates, which is nice... but there's no way in hell I'd let him near me, the guy's fugly!"

Girl 3: "Then why the fuck did you go on a date with him??"

Girl 1: "I wasn't bothered to take the bus and I spent too much money on that new designer bag... the guy was asking me out for weeks, so why not enjoy some free food and a ride home?"

Girl 2: "you're such a date thief and a bitch... wow"
by CPU_man50 April 07, 2016
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National boyfriend day post him!” And “National Girlfriend day I’m waiting to get posted” are both below this NGAFAWYDD!! Because nobody really cares about who you having sex with loser 🤞
“Nobody gives a fuck about who you dating day !!! My fave day!!”
by Haterade !!! October 04, 2021
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