March 9

Give your bf/gf/lover a hickey on March 9 or else you don't actually love them and you have to break up with them
by IfellinlovewithaEmogurl860 March 09, 2022
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March 9

The person born on this day isn't that smart, they are pretty mean also short.
p1. Hey, isn't you're birthday on March 9?
p2. Yeah
p1. No wonder why you're mean and short.
by Yourshort October 19, 2020
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march 9

the day where the prettiest and most talented person was born. min yoongi.
omg it’s march 9, yoongi legend
by jeonvore October 15, 2019
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Anti 9 y/o

A stupid 13- kid that hates pewdiepie and plays gacha or fortnite and talks about how depressed he/she is and also is a boomer/karen.
Anti 9 y/o: -talks about you-
You/what you should say: ew shes so sodium chloridey.
by Bigrouxboi November 10, 2019
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9 December

Friend: Where you going?
Me: im going go give this to my boyfriend.

Friend: Why?
Me: its 9 december
by Guywithadhd00 December 09, 2023
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11/9

¹The real date that September 11th happened on. It instead uses a D/M/Y system instead of the genuinely bad M/D/Y system the Americans use.

²The date at which 4 planes were used in a terrorist strike on the continental United States. 2 of them hitting the Twin Towers and 1 hitting the Pentagon, and another landing in a field.
¹"My guy, it didn't happen on the 9th of October, it happened on 11/9"

²"Remember the tragedy of 11/9? Me neither."
by yogha September 11, 2023
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The Bloody 9/11

When she is giving you head and you slam her so hard against your stomach still with your dick in her mouth she gets a nose bleed. Just as if your dick is the plane and she is the tower. Bonus point if both nostrils bleed like two towers.
I the the bloody 9/11 last mate and got the bonus. It was epic dude!
by VT fucker January 03, 2025
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