Someone who in a public place, usually a school, sits on the side of the desk and absolutely refuses to leave even if forced. Usually male.
Oh great there's a desk hermit on the side of my desk again. Taking my god damn space. I've got no elbow room anymore... arrggghhhh. GOD DAMN YOU DESK HERMIT!
by HappyDays2126 November 25, 2010
Get the Desk Hermitmug. by ThatThreeGuy May 1, 2015
Get the Bitch Deskmug. by Desk Spoon March 11, 2023
Get the Desk Spoonmug. Talking to people at school that you only know because they sit there another time during the day.
Writing a question on a desk and having someone else answer it is considered desk chat.
Meeting the person in real life and using desk chat is a less common way to do it, but is still used sometimes.
Writing a question on a desk and having someone else answer it is considered desk chat.
Meeting the person in real life and using desk chat is a less common way to do it, but is still used sometimes.
Person 1: "Hey man, some girl just gave me her number through desk chat"
Person 2: "Seriously? have you even met her?"
Person 1: "Nope"
Person 2: "Seriously? have you even met her?"
Person 1: "Nope"
by hyperman April 5, 2009
Get the Desk Chatmug. Someone who is said to hide under desks, in the workplace, whilst people are working, in order to look up women's skirts.
by Catface's April 18, 2009
Get the Desk Rabbitmug. is a file or project that consumes all of your time for very little gain, leaving you no time to do more profitable things. Often the people involved are whiny, needy complainers.
your coworker: I just got stuck drafting a will for the senior partner's grandmother.
you: Buddy, you have been given a desk eater.
you: Buddy, you have been given a desk eater.
by gingersmom July 4, 2009
Get the desk eatermug. by TheZarz July 20, 2010
Get the Desk pumpmug.