when you have been at your desk so long that your ass hurts.so you have to quit working - and play Afroman.
... it usually occurs about 4:20 am, after you've been there way too long - so long that you can no longer be productive, unless you consider defining words on the Urban dictionary productive - so you may as well give it up, and play the Afroman Classic, "because I got high", just for a chuckle to remind you you've done enough for one day!
I got "desk booty" it is time to "blow this pop stand" ! Oh, but first, let me listen to my favorite silly song, lol and Dance or draw.
The act of selecting which favorite song is generally a draw between Afroman and Shel Silverstein's classic - I got stoned and I missed it. Both of which are good to play late at night for all the people who have been out the whole time you have been working! stick a fork in me tater!
Then, ironically, Slim Shady, please stand up comes on - the ultimate hint! lmao - and I'm out
I got "desk booty" it is time to "blow this pop stand" ! Oh, but first, let me listen to my favorite silly song, lol and Dance or draw.
The act of selecting which favorite song is generally a draw between Afroman and Shel Silverstein's classic - I got stoned and I missed it. Both of which are good to play late at night for all the people who have been out the whole time you have been working! stick a fork in me tater!
Then, ironically, Slim Shady, please stand up comes on - the ultimate hint! lmao - and I'm out
by Coop Keeper November 16, 2013
How’s your desk crocodile today, Paula?
How many teeth have you extracted? Paula replies: “fucking idiot, Tristan, it’s a damn stapler!”
How many teeth have you extracted? Paula replies: “fucking idiot, Tristan, it’s a damn stapler!”
by Tristansdumbass June 11, 2020
When one play bangs on their desk when at school or work with pencils in order to imitate playing the drums.
Jim: Hey Steve.
Steve: Yeah?
Jim: Stop playing desk drums, you suck and it is annoying.
Tom: Hey, did you hear David playing desk drums in english today? He was tearing it up!
Steve: Yeah?
Jim: Stop playing desk drums, you suck and it is annoying.
Tom: Hey, did you hear David playing desk drums in english today? He was tearing it up!
by Cha0 March 09, 2012
Talking to people at school that you only know because they sit there another time during the day.
Writing a question on a desk and having someone else answer it is considered desk chat.
Meeting the person in real life and using desk chat is a less common way to do it, but is still used sometimes.
Writing a question on a desk and having someone else answer it is considered desk chat.
Meeting the person in real life and using desk chat is a less common way to do it, but is still used sometimes.
Person 1: "Hey man, some girl just gave me her number through desk chat"
Person 2: "Seriously? have you even met her?"
Person 1: "Nope"
Person 2: "Seriously? have you even met her?"
Person 1: "Nope"
by hyperman March 27, 2009
Someone who is said to hide under desks, in the workplace, whilst people are working, in order to look up women's skirts.
by Catface's April 18, 2009
is a file or project that consumes all of your time for very little gain, leaving you no time to do more profitable things. Often the people involved are whiny, needy complainers.
your coworker: I just got stuck drafting a will for the senior partner's grandmother.
you: Buddy, you have been given a desk eater.
you: Buddy, you have been given a desk eater.
by gingersmom July 04, 2009
by TheZarz July 20, 2010