Cranberry Suprise

Sticking nails in someone's eyeballs while performing castration in the middle of a church

If you don't shut the fuck up you idiotic retarded old ass piece of shit I'm gonna give you a Cranberry Suprise

by IhaveHIV January 01, 2021

Cranberry Snowball

Eating the mixture of cum and period blood out of a pussy.

I was with my girl the other night and had Cranberry Snowballs with her. Shit was nasty but hot

by RockyRilund February 08, 2025

frosty cranberry

When a girl is on her period At thee moment the red river is flowin your drop a nice frosty load on her cooter.

Herbert- You bang Teri last night?
Stuart- nah, she was on her period so she just blew me and I finished with a frosty cranberry for dessert.

by Tmin January 19, 2018

Cranberry Pie Cramming

You shove cranberrys into a girl's pussy until you can't fit anymore when shes on her period (for the extra sauce) and then add your homemade whipped cream (your delicious creamy semen) and it eat it out like its cranberry pie.

"Ts (this) cranberry pie cramming method works so well for my pies..."

by seachips January 25, 2025

Cranberry Nutbread

When a girl with a yeast infection is also on her period.

Lisa is a mess right now dude…she be baking cranberry nutbread in them panties!

by Whosthematter? June 04, 2022

Cranberrier

When cranberries are cranberrier

Misty was right about cranberrier

by TinaBeena92 July 02, 2023

Cranberry Dream

When a girl begins her period while sleeping and stains the sheets.

Dammit! I had another cranberry dream last night!

by Lothar January 14, 2018