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spark-pod

An ignorant, hopeless, lazy, self absorbed imbecile that so desperately wants the world to revolve around them they turn minor incidents into opportunities to screw people over and act like they are personal victories.

An individual that chose a career in a field outside of their mental capacity . Instead of working hard and trying to overcome personal character flaws to in order to become successful, they take an admin or management position in order to micro-manage individuals to make other people more miserable than they are.

A person known for rage quitting when they don't get there way or can't manipulate a situation for self gain.

An extended family member that you can't stand to be around for more than one or two hours a year and that is pushing it.

A person that chooses to beleive in false information even when presented with factual observable facts.

i.e. Flat Earthers, Anti-vaxers and what ever you call people that don't believe dinosaurs actually existed.
Virginia just got done with another one of her stories where she suspended a 5th grader for drawing a picture of her eating a bag of dicks, she's a real spark-pod.

Somehow the spark-pod kissed enough ass that they made him the lead of the department even though he was the worst operator in the plant.

The spark-pod didn't get her way so she's been pouting in her room for four hours.

Mitchell will be here this weekend, hopefully he doesn't bring that spark-pod with him.

That spark-pod thinks dinosaur bones were put here to test her faith.
by Lil' Juan February 10, 2019
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sparkely bitch

"he is such a sparkely bitch." "he's not Edward Cullen
by Amy34512 June 9, 2012
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Spark Muppet

A Spark Delivery driver for Walmart that uses the Spark app to deliver groceries for Walmart, they sit in the Walmart parking lot all day waiting for the low paying offers with no tips on them that have 200 items going to a 3rd story apartment 15 miles away for $6.50
Hey Jenny when I drove by Walmart a bit ago I seen all the Spark Muppets sitting in the parking lot waiting for some lowball offers to deliver.
by kidfromokc April 30, 2023
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Asia Sparks

Recording Artist, Actress, humanist

Philly Jawn, with Deep Dimps
Bet Hip Hop Cypher, Imbd professional actress, Double Cross, WeTv

She just wants to create a new generation of hustlers.
Asia Sparks is your FAJA, Asia Sparks the SparkleGirl, Have you YouTube Asia Sparks Yet? , Follow Asia Sparks @SparklegirlA
by Urbanflyygurl September 28, 2021
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Kyler Sparks

Kyler sparks is a bane on this plant Earth Kyler sparks is like talking to an entitled bitch but he isnt entitled
Jimmy stop acting like a Kyler Sparks
by The_Offical_Big_73 May 21, 2021
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spark a bat

Bat.

a BIG marijuana joint. Spark. Fire; as in light the joint.
Crank up your speakers, sit back and spark a bat.
by vajhra March 20, 2011
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blank spark

A person who when faced with a stressful situation or under direct questioning fails to either take appropriate action or to make an appropriate response.
Erica: I asked him for a date.
Rose: What happened?
Erica: He went red, didn't say anything and ran off
Rose: He's such a blank spark.
by rockitman December 17, 2010
mugGet the blank sparkmug.

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