Make Taffy

Slang for masturbation. Mostly used by pre-college lesbians.

Question: Do you mind if I make taffy? Response: No, just hurry I have my pre-calc class in the morning.

by Charles Texx September 10, 2009

Taffy Sucker

A insulting term for a person of mental retardation and or lower intelligence.

"Hey Chuck Pork, That guy Jax is a lanky ass taffy sucker!"

by Chuck Pork October 1, 2025

Salt water taffy

The salt water taffy; When you take one ball and one ball only from your nut sack, and roll up on both sides (so it looks like a salt water taffy wrapper). Take a picture and send it to your boys.

Yo dude wtf Jaden just hit me with a salt water taffy!

by Retardation foundation October 13, 2025