To Snarf means to sneeze while throwing up, regardles of which action came first, and causes a massive dispersion that can be very inconvenient in certain situations.
by jester22151 May 9, 2009

the best word ever, replaces curse words
by platapus maker December 16, 2009

Snarf;
1. A person who has too much free time on his hands and chooses not to do anything.
2. A person that is annoying you constantly.
1. A person who has too much free time on his hands and chooses not to do anything.
2. A person that is annoying you constantly.
Hey, Don't be a snarf, your pissing me off.
Dude your such a snarf, go get some friends and do something useful.
Dude your such a snarf, go get some friends and do something useful.
by ManyNames101 August 5, 2009

by Cryptic June 7, 2005

An unfortunate consequence of inhaling too hard whilst administering fellatio, resulting in the imbibing of both phallus and testes. Often to painful results, i.e. screaming.
This ho was givin' me a blow job, and she sucked so hard she 'effin snarfed me! So I snuffed her in the face!
by OhGodHelpIveBeenSnarfed December 9, 2008
