sam parker 

someone who is considered as the hottest man alive and people leach off of because he is so sexy every girl wants hime and his lucious brown curly locks of his

bro your so cool you might as well be a sam parker

sam parker by samsosexy June 8, 2025

sam parker jones 

every woman wants him they bow to the sight of him and have a orgy once they glance towards him its a orgy circle he is sexy cute awesome beautiful etc

yo ngl u kinda sam parker jones

sam parker jones by samsosexy June 10, 2025

Sarah Cessica Parker 

SCP agent Sarah Cessica Parker fights Cryptids and other supernatural forces while navigating the dating pool of NYC men. Always wondering if it's the men who are crazy, the world, or just her.

"Sarah Cessica Parker just killed that guy because he was a bad tipper.. and a vampire!"

Sarah Cessica Parker by SCP Handler December 29, 2023