Crack of Noon

The time in which is used when lazy BUMs when waking at the butt crack of dawn is inconceivable.

tenacious D

“ Your training starts at the CRACK OF NOON”

by CAREEB November 26, 2019

noon tape

a special type of tape that can only be used at noon (12pm) to bound the disrespectful

‘what are you going to do about heather?’
‘don’t worry i’ve got the noon tape’

by chickenfiddles August 02, 2021

Brady Noon

CUTIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Person 1: Who is that cute guy?

Person 2: That's just Brady Noon

by bomb.com123 April 29, 2024

It’s high noon

Voice line from the game ”Overwatch”

*does ultimate*

Mccree: - ”It’s high noon”

by ÅKEISBAE October 14, 2018

Nooning

The act of showing your frontal genitals to a person or persons. The opposite of mooning, by showing your rear end.

I went nooning last night and showed group of people outside a bar my penis.

by Stink Engine November 27, 2015

Noonings

Used to describe either an Antipodean chancer - someone who is full of BS when trying to sell a product or service - Or used to describe the act of screwing someone (e.g. a member of staff) over on the price of a product or service.

He nooningsed me yesterday, he told me it should be done for a low price, but he has no idea whats actually involved in providing the product or service. I've been fucked over. Or "He's such a noonings".

by Fred1555 April 05, 2011

Noon 50,000

Ten minutes before 4:20.

Roll one up it's Noon 50,000.

by Tnttimmmy February 01, 2021