Family Zone

Similar to the friend zone, but when the girl considers you such a good friend that you're like a brother to her. Or a father. Whatever. You can get so close to this girl that sleeping in the same bed is a non-event, because it's just like sharing the bed with a sibling.

Sarah: Thanks for taking care of me, you're like my big brother or something.
Jacob: Perfect. I love the family zone.

by Lolosregge March 11, 2010

Boning Zone

It is the location where the magical sexual intercourse between a male and female takes place.

Joe bangs all the chicks from High School in his boning zone.

by Joe McNasty November 13, 2010

Granger Zone

Nickname for NBA great Danny Granger. Also can be used to describe the area around him on the court. Congrats on the All Star team Granger!!!!!

1)
Fan: Good game Granger Zone
Danny Granger: Thanks fan

2)

Announcer: Oh my did you that steal by Danny, that is why you do not go into the Granger Zone.

by Jonny Iosim February 22, 2009

warp zoning

A reference to Super Mario Brothers in which a player would skip several levels in order to achieve the ultimate objective of saving the princess. More generally, it refers to someone who wants to achieve a goal more easily than he otherwise could by stacking the odds in his favor or by skipping steps that would ordinarily be required.

By joining forces with Dwayne Wade and Chris Bosh, Lebron James is warp zoning himself to a championship.

by Hank Thompkins December 9, 2011

bro-zone

the "bro-zone" can be defined as an area in which a girl has entered when befriending a guy. Usually occurring with tomboys and their guy friends, when the male friend acknowledges the girl's actions (assuming that the girl is a tomboy) reffers to her as a "bro" or "another one of the guys". At this point the girl in question has entered the bro-zone. The bro-zone eliminates any possible chance of the friends having any sexual or relationship interest, and renders any chance of escaping the bro-zone hopeless.

Katie: So how was hanging out with Chad and his friends?
Marcy: *sigh* he called me his "buddy"...his "bro"
Katie: ooooo hate to say this...you're permanantly in his bro-zone.
Marcy: ya, and I still like him.
Katie: you might as well give up on him, there's no hope now that you're in the bro-zone.

by The Living Joke August 22, 2009

grandma zone

When the thought of being with or performing a sexual action with a person is the equivalent of doing such things with your grandmother.

Person A: Brandon is cute. Why don't you go on a date with him?
Person B: Ew! No way! He's in the grandma zone. That's so gross.

by Kattywin August 26, 2014

garagenous zone

The region in which the signal of a garage door opener will activate its corresponding garage door.

I have to pass my neighbor's house before I'm in my garagenous zone.

by Knief January 31, 2008