Malachi

he can be rude sometimes he can be INSANELY SUS he flipped me and my friends off once if my friend wouldn’t have stopped me I woulda gave him a swirly TRAPPED ME IN A BATHROOM AND PRETEND HE WAS GONNA FUCK ME

boy- Malachi is so WERID BRO
Boy2- FACTS

by Wylian January 9, 2022

Malachi

Malachi is someone that beats Kelly at everything.

Malachi just wins every time!

by Kelly Kern June 4, 2020

dirty malachy

Like a dirty Sanchez but for worse with increasing levels of depravity depending on how many people in the room are protestants.

That night was messy, like a dirty Malachy in an Anglican dance hall

by malandjohn March 31, 2020