lap basketball

another word / phraze for a blow job. specifically when you use your hand to push a girls head down repeatedly during a blow job as if to simulate dribbling a basketball on your lap.
last night was the best round of lap basketball ive ever had
by frederick nichols July 03, 2008
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victory lap

1. to give a girl really hot sex and still have enough stamina afterward to give her more
The way that fox in the open-back dress is looking at me, she pretty much has a guaranteed victory lap.
by FightinEngineer February 14, 2011
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Lap Cock

When a man spreads his legs and snaps them shut with his two meat and veg getting caught inside his thigh gap
John: OUCH!
Friend: What is it john.
John: I just 'Lap Cocked' My willy!
by Deadomens May 13, 2018
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lap cookie

Noun; When a person gives someone a lap dance and leaves a poop on their lap.
"Things were amazing until Janet left me a lap cookie."
by Delaneymeno February 18, 2016
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Sydney Lap

The name of a venture taken by females from Longwood University through the beautiful campus of Hampden-Sydney College. Normally, these ventures are taken in the afternoon or evening of a regular day during the week. The groups that take the venture are usually comprised of several females from Longwood University. No males from Longwood University take the venture since they will develop feelings of inferiority since the males would be on a campus of real men.
Hey you want to take a Sydney lap?

Hell yes, I love driving through H-SC to see the great men and campus. It’s much better than these guys here at Longwood.
by NateTheGreat4777 January 15, 2021
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town lap

When you drive around town in your car simply because you can't think of anything else to do.

Usually performed by teenagers in small towns because of the lack of things to do and the fact it takes only a few minutes to drive around the entire town. The passenger(s) usually attempt to find something to do or someone else for them to hang out with while the driver drives.
"What do you guys want to do?"
"I don't know."
"Let's just do some town laps."
-proceeds to drive around town-
"Did anyone text you back?"
"Nope."
-drives around again-
by Silver G. December 14, 2010
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lap lumber

an erection, an erect male penis, boner
"I was at the strip club, watching the girls, picking up a load of lap lumber"
by thetommeister November 08, 2008
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