fat lap

when you eat a lot of food then suddenly feel the need to walk around because your're uncontrolably full.

marissa: oh my god im so full i ate so much!

emily: all right we are taking a fat lap around the place!!!

by LETTER Y EMBRACER August 13, 2011

victory lap

1. to give a girl really hot sex and still have enough stamina afterward to give her more

The way that fox in the open-back dress is looking at me, she pretty much has a guaranteed victory lap.

by FightinEngineer March 1, 2011

lap lasagna

A derogatory term for a woman's vagina, more so if said woman is suffering from a yeast infection and her period at the same time.

Tim: "Damn, lemme get a piece of that lap lasagna, girl".

by DrDovah187 July 31, 2016

lap vermin

The paper ad inserts found in all magazines that fall out on you.

Cripes! Lookit these lap vermin all over my lap and the floor!

by Roger Mexico August 28, 2009

lap sax

A "lap sax" or "lap saxophone" is a comical reference to a mans penis while receiving oral sex.

She was an expert at playing the lap sax.

by djdrummr March 14, 2018

Pussy Laps

When she puttin that little pussy to work... Doin what she gotta do to keep it looking like a 22 pew pew pew

She made 10 more Pussy Laps.

by Fun-Size May 29, 2021

Lap Cock

When a man spreads his legs and snaps them shut with his two meat and veg getting caught inside his thigh gap

John: OUCH!
Friend: What is it john.
John: I just 'Lap Cocked' My willy!

by Deadomens June 5, 2018