The act of repeatedly striking your genitals with a rolled up A4 note pad, it is claimed to relieve writer's block.
Have you seen Harry recently?
No, the last time I saw him he said he was going to his room to do some journaling.
Ok I'll check his room.
No, the last time I saw him he said he was going to his room to do some journaling.
Ok I'll check his room.
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2. Reporting so desperate for clicks it sacrifices accuracy, nuance, and dignity. Think: screenshots of tweets as “investigations,” anonymous DMs as “whistleblowers,” and influencers’ bad hair days framed as “the downfall of society.”
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Get the Slop Journalism mug.(noun) A drunk journal is the product of "Wasted Wednesday." This device originated when a girl named Sarah and a boy named Phillip in a Midwestern town began writing thoughts, ideas, drawings and whatever they please into a private journal while under the influence of a certain amount of alcohol. The purpose of a drunk journal is to find joy and answers the following day as you attempt to read it aloud. This immediately results in laughter and memories, which otherwise would have been wasted.
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Writing in your journal is a very stress relieving activity.
I need some private time to write in my journal.
I like it when my girlfriend comes over because we can write in each other's journal.
I need some private time to write in my journal.
I like it when my girlfriend comes over because we can write in each other's journal.
by journal-writer86 November 18, 2011
Get the writing in your journal mug.To write your own defintions of a certain topic on a journal in order to become a journalist and pass university. Writing about history and the past of journalism can define the meaning of historical events more when you become a journalist.
Writing about journalism and leads you to become a journalist.
Nobody can easily pass university if they don't write a journalism about a historical events.
Mr.Bruelle made us write about the American Colonists for our history journalism affections project.
Nobody can easily pass university if they don't write a journalism about a historical events.
Mr.Bruelle made us write about the American Colonists for our history journalism affections project.
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