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immortal monkey

There is a monkey that has a necklace that makes him immortal and if you try to touch him, or the necklace, you will instantly die. The necklace originates from the Aztecs. If you see them, run, and alert local authorities.
by Necklace Hunter December 13, 2021
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Immortal

Someone or something that is immortal will live or last for ever and never die or be destroyed. The pharaohs were considered gods and therefore immortal. Synonyms: undying, eternal, perpetual, indestructible
According to scriptures and all currently known data, Adam Murch is immortal.
by Skillion 92 January 13, 2024
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Immortal Beauty

I have a thing for mixed race babes, especially Eurasian girls. I find some so beautiful, I call them “Immortal Beauties.” I hope to court and wed an “Immortal Beauties” someday. If I raise interest to your eyes and ponder to wonder, please feel free and at liberty to PM me. -Internet person on the post of an Immortal Beauty
by Halfie06 June 26, 2023
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by yofaceisyoface April 29, 2014
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Immortality Fail

When a person who is jokingly referred to as "immortal" in memes due to their great longevity and surprisingly good aging actually dies, causing mass hysteria and confusion.

When an immortality fail occurs, it spreads quicker than any other celebrity death. Typically, it takes less than an hour before everyone has heard the news.
The most recent immortality fail as of this post being written is Elizabeth II. With her death, Keith Richards is now the King of Immortals.
by Ubeenbamboozledson September 8, 2022
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