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C2's Granola Bar

A granola bar, stolen by a C2. These granola bars are often seen in the houses of C2s (although they are occasionally found in the lunch boxes of c2s).
Person 55520: C2 has so many granola bars.
Person 17: That isn't C2's granola bar, it's person 1's.
Person 55520: oh.
by THE REAL MAYO MAN April 12, 2021
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Granola bar

ACCORDING TO C2 DATABASES WORLDWIDE, THE GRANOLA BAR HAS BEEN OFFICIALLY CROWNED THE MOST IMPORTANT PART OF A FRIENDSHIP.
Granola bars are the only good part of friendship. So make sure to buy a granola bar and give it to a C2.
by THE REAL MAYO MAN May 27, 2021
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Granola Bar

C2s of the world: GRANOLA BARS ARE THE BEST!!

Granola bar companies: ██████████████████.
by THE REAL MAYO MAN April 28, 2021
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Granola Stop

I was gonna try to score with that frat girl but that guy with the dreads and a hemp necklace granola stopped me.
by BigDamClay April 23, 2022
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Granola Crayola

A person who dresses like a camp counselor, lives in Denver, Colorado, or dresses suspiciously close to Dora the Explorer.
by sugarglider333 August 15, 2025
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granola smoker

Overly environmentally-conscious hippie. Usually with a beard. Tend to be liberals, or even communists if extreme.
Guy 1: Why is Jim's cupboard full of empty coke bottles?
Guy 2: He drinks out of those. He's a granola smoker
by Nygma February 4, 2015
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