An old teacher, that is usually an older woman between the age of 65 and70. Her neck fat is so loose forcing it to hang very. low, therefore, making her look like the character ET. from the movie E.T
"That teacher is such an ET"
by DrFluffyWaffles May 6, 2019

For example: apples, cackes and et chetera...
by Avi Ron November 25, 2021

an English translation of a French phrase meaning
"when the time, place, context and/or circumstances are appropriate for one to know something"
"when the time, place, context and/or circumstances are appropriate for one to know something"
son: Dad, I'd like to learn how to drive a car, my older brother Jerry who is 16, i;s learning how to drive. Why can't I?
father: Oh. you'll learn en temps et lieux utiles, but, as of today, at the tender age of 13, you are definitely not old enough. Now go sleep tight.
father: Oh. you'll learn en temps et lieux utiles, but, as of today, at the tender age of 13, you are definitely not old enough. Now go sleep tight.
by Sexydimma December 22, 2012

Two faced dickhead. His diss tracks are terrible!!!! He is a two time cheating asshole. His dick is as black as charcoal, and his haircut lays even the most ferocious pussy.
by Ye boi Lulu June 6, 2018

An asshole alien with a large finger that it uses to violate innocent men, women, children, and doggies alike.
Someone: Oh my God, an Alien! Noooo!!!
Someone: Oh my God, an Alien! Noooo!!!
by lifesucks1235 September 26, 2018

an old alien who is obviously a pervert and needs to be put up somewhere because ain’t no one want his long a— fingers anywhere near they face. who knows where that’s been.
by meandmybestfriendhateET January 23, 2018
