Private Enemy

Someone you don't want your girlfriend to have sex with.

I don't want John to fuck my girlfriend. He's my private enemy.

by IBLAZEBUGLES October 21, 2017

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Enemy-exchanger

People who exchange telephone numbers with people they hate, never talk to (and never will), or are enemies with. It makes no logical sense yet there's always one enemy-exchanger in a crowd. If you see one, either:
1. Start yelling at them
2. Beat them up
3. Call your nearest mental help facility
4. Run for your life

STAY AWAY FROM THESE PEOPLE FOR THEY ARE MOST LIKELY PSYCHOPATHS.

Can I have your phone number?

No, you Enemy-exchanger!

by Thisisapseudonymifyoudidn'tkno June 15, 2010

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The invisible enemy

The SARS-CoV-2 virus that created the 2020 COVID-19 pandemic.

Fighting the invisible enemy

by Velikiy May 2, 2020

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one sided enemies to lovers

The relationship dynamic between Instagram users @amanecaprisun and @hanakocaprisun bc cina didn’t like pasta at first but now they’re super duper in love and they hold hands and kiss everyday totally

“What’s ur favorite ship dynamic?”
“One sided enemies to lovers.”
“Oh like Cina and pasta those two totally awesome Instagram accounts”

by Groinmc December 29, 2023

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Why make Joe Rogan an enemy

I'm pretty sure I commanded somebody to get the fuck over here... You tell him to get his bitch ass over here.

Hym "Joe Rogan? More like Hoe, um... Jogan? Right? Why make Joe Rogan an enemy? Because I told them to get over here and if I'm right about my alien abduction theory he literally can't, ya know... Do that... So yeah, HOOOOOOOE JOGAN!!"

by Hym Iam August 16, 2024

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