A park ranger who was struck by lightning SEVEN times throughout his life, committed suicide after getting friendzoned in his seventies, and then got struck by lightning an eighth time, six feet under.
Roy Sullivan would have been awesome to have as a grandfather. Can you just imagine being able to say that your grandpa is a "Human Lightning Rod"?
by Ubeenbamboozledson April 26, 2022

A name for the kind of guy that is awesome in every single way possible. Not even joking. He's the kind of person you just want to hang around with and simply do everything with. Also super-smart and is friggin
hilarious too. He is super friendly and always has your back. He's someone you always wanna have around. He's the absolute best and anyone is blessed to he around him. Sometimes he is a little blonde and cant take a hint but over all he is the best person you will ever meet.
hilarious too. He is super friendly and always has your back. He's someone you always wanna have around. He's the absolute best and anyone is blessed to he around him. Sometimes he is a little blonde and cant take a hint but over all he is the best person you will ever meet.
by Imgoingtokermitkermitside January 20, 2019

A hella bent fellow that has inserted his microscopic dick into his two dogs. Hits the gym every day (the first sign of being gay). Smells like AXE deodorant all the time and wears a pair of sexy purple Calvin Kleins. Hair never on fleek and looks like Thor when he gets a hair cut. Super lazy in lessons and last time he did homework was when he was an embryo. Claims to be good at sports and live a lavish lifestyle.
by Attractive Guy June 27, 2019

A Joe Sullivan is a rather large angry looking man, but behind his tough exterior he is a loving and kind person who secretly loves kids, and nuzzlebutts.
Joe Sullivan (also known as Joseph Sullivan, Joey, Joey Sullivan, Sully, or most frequently "Joe") is the most bestest-best EVAR husband-to-be and is adored by his wife-to-be and fiancée.
Current favorite song: I won't give up - Jason Mraz
Joe Sullivan (also known as Joseph Sullivan, Joey, Joey Sullivan, Sully, or most frequently "Joe") is the most bestest-best EVAR husband-to-be and is adored by his wife-to-be and fiancée.
Current favorite song: I won't give up - Jason Mraz
by Kaida January 6, 2014
