Tard wrangler

A person who hurds the retards of society and keeps them locked away

“I saw the EA teacher at school throwing rocks at the retards, damn he’s a good Tard Wrangler!”

by Merry Rexmis January 28, 2019

scrote wrangler

Gay chap dressed as a cowboy wrangling in the groin region of another man not necessarily a cowboy, could be an Indian, Cop, construction worker or sailor.

Mummy what's that cowboy doing in that policeman's trousers?
Look away dear I think he's a scrote wrangler!

by Ronnie C L September 7, 2008

Rectum Wrangler

One who views the human anus as a means for venting anger. These dangerous people destroy anuses worldwide with fierce thrusts of their genitalia.

Peter:Look out Billy-John, I hear there's been sightings of an rectum wrangler in town Billy-John: Oh no Peter! We should plug our anuses to prevent total destruction!

by werALLskrewd November 3, 2010

tit wrangler

A person who grabs tits and fucks them ferociously

I think Jessica's boy friend is a tit wrangler, she always is pained in dem titties.

by superroflcake July 17, 2011

Unicorn Wrangler

A term used by IT recruiting agencies on LinkedIn to trick people into believing they aren't body shops.

Talent Acquisition | Unicorn Wrangler | Purple Squirrel Hunter

by blitzchap May 4, 2020

dick wrangler

One who rounds up dicks for his own use and/or profit.

"Dude, I heard Shawn is a homo!"

"No shit man, that dick wranglers been pulling in the cocks for years. I heard he even sells some of 'em off to his flaming friends!"

by Fortismio September 5, 2005

cunt wrangler

this is a definition for a player.

the cunt wrangler is so elite in picking up biatches that he is not int he status "wrangler of the cunt" hes such a player that he can wrangler them. similar to that a man will wrangle sharks or bulls...this man will wrangle any pussy

she was hot, ur such a cunt wrangler

by henward November 17, 2005