Cheese Weaver

A guy who constantly picks at his earwax in public, and then wipes it on things.

Guy 1: Oh my god, that was disgusting!
Guy 2: What?

Guy 1: That guy just wiped a bunch of earwax on his desk!
Guy 2: What a cheese weaver.

by Serjeh Somogath March 5, 2010

Slipped her the weaver

When you shove a rock in a females butt while doing it doggy style

My date was being too quite so I slipped her the weaver

by Pat attack February 16, 2023

Sauce Weaver

The guy that spins the truth into some real bullshit.

Steve:"Hey, Mike told me he hooked up with three chicks last night when you went to the bar"

"Yea, well Mike's a real Sauce Weaver."

by ToolHandle January 1, 2017

Ethan Weaver

Ethan is the most hottest, most handsome, and most bestest friend to have on Earth. If you have a friend named Ethan make sure you thank them and worship them for being the best of the best. Don't forgot to give them head or sex whenever they ask because if you do so, you will learn the ways of Ethan Weaver.

You: Oh hey Ethan
Ethan Weaver: gib head
You: yes sir.
*gawk gawk gawk*

by Milkhail November 23, 2021

WeaVer

WeaVer is used to refer to someone who is a fucking piece of shit and os indescribable with any sentence or word other than WeaVer.

you see the news today? that guy was a total WeaVer.

by Angry_MotherFucker August 17, 2023

Weaver Academy for the Performing and Visual Arts

Weaver Academy is a performing and visual arts school, and is known for their high standards and weird students. A typical day at weaver involves math teachers using tampon strings as rulers, the practice room monster, trying to poop while random girls are vaping in the bathroom, having fun in your PVA, and homework. Weaver is a pretty fun place, you can typically expect an 18 year old in guitar to flirt with underclassman, a freshman in theater singing in the hallways, or the emo kids being emo. People at this school either listen to taylor swift or deftones, there’s no in between. Overall, Weaver is alright.

Do you go Weaver Academy for the Performing and Visual Arts?
Yeah, I’m not gay though

by Weavergoer69 November 19, 2023

Weavering

The act of driving erratically and under the speed limit on the freeway

My grandfather got pulled over for weavering while driving on the New Jersey turnpike.

by anonymous June 19, 2022