head and shoulders

a shampoo that has a light blue color to it, designed to eliminate dandruff

my grandfather\'s old ass head needs some head and shoulders

by chili dog April 26, 2005

shoulder rapist

1. When the guy is the butt of all your jokes, constantly insists on telling you secrets, invading your personal bubble.

2. The guy that thinks you want him won't take a clue and get his damn arm off of your fucking shoulder. Usually has bad beer breath and is staring down your shirt.

This shoulder rapist wouldnt get the clue and get the fuck off of me at a club.

by PTM & HFC August 14, 2006

Shoulder Surfing

The act of eating a chick out while she is on your shoulders.

Shoulder Surfing........ 'Nuff said

by abnormallylargedick February 1, 2013

Ankle Shoulders

nice broad shoulders for a girl to throw her ankles on during certain sexual positions

Kierra: ooh look at the body on him

Tatiana: yes girl he has nice ankle shoulders too. Nice and broad

by FluffyGirlAnthem June 22, 2018

selfie shoulder

The easiest way to tell if a picture is a selfie, especially when the selfie taker denies it.

Selfie shoulder is where one shoulder is way too far forward in that picture because the selfie taker is stretching that arm to aim the camera back at themselves.

"That's not a selfie! My friend Reese took it!"
"Girl, that big ol' selfie shoulder says otherwise."

by Dolores Del Rio January 31, 2014

The Old Shoulder

Variation of "the cold shoulder". When someone attempts to engage in conversation with someone much younger and is ignored.

Old Dude - "Hey there, what's your name?"

Young Chick - (silence...turns and walks away)

Old Dude's Friend - "Wow, she's kind of a bitch."

Old Dude - "Yea, she gave me The Old Shoulder."

by Cram McCockin' January 13, 2010

shoulder sex

when two peoples' shoulders are awkwardly touching (on purpose or not)

"Oh my god, would you two quit it with the shoulder sex already? Get a room!"

by c/loooooooove November 29, 2011